How to Disney for Jerks (a collaborative post with guest author, Jason)
The contributing author sporting his dad swag At some point in your life, you may find yourself dragged to one of the Disney theme parks. You can either go kicking and screaming, or you can buck up and have fun. Here are some helpful suggestions to make your family's Disney vacation better than everyone else's! Discrete line cutting will save you approximately 5 minutes of line waiting time, out of approximately 300 total. The 6am crowd at Hollywood Studios. This is what you will be dealing with. Gently nudging the heels of the people in front of you with a stroller, can be a good way to remind them to move up in line. Faster spinning on the tea cups does not always mean more fun, but it is a good way to make room for a second $18 cheese
